Why would libs put it there in the first place?

Spared no expense on HR, contact lawyers, and icecream.

The bio science was averaging success. Not their fault that the IT dept fumbled the ball.

Goose farming

I do love to say “I’ll burn that bridge when I come to it” tho

This is how we learned to be nomads. Kill big thing, bring camp to big thing, hang out until big thing is all eaten.

Interviewer: What would you say is your biggest strength?

Me:

We are the snail

This is science, not math.

Who’s shit-talking? They are all rough jobs in one way or another, and have their strengths and weaknesses. Some Devs specialise because the product/company is big, others generalise because the product/company is tiny and they barely have enough money to pay you, let alone seperate frontend and backend Devs, so you have to moonlight as a food van cook to make ends meet and also you live in the food van and sleep on the floor and stay warm from the exhaust of the meat fridge, every waking moment is a living nightmare and you haven’t had a proper shower in weeks because the stalls in the gym are always packed with horny gay men who are terrible kissers and don’t understand that you just want to be held for a minute jfc

We are their vampires.

The perfect boyfriend doesn’t exi-

Hand the curse down to some other sucker

Proceed to the helicopter

"Badges? We don’t need no stinking badges!’

(This is a trick question that has two right answers)

Mmm no clue what movie this is from.

They are my human skulls I found them fair and square

Who said that?

Great (gay) sex

Same