Yeah it should, I am so fucking dumb I even get my deliberate errors wrong. I can’t take it any more!

(I am the OP of the image, the OP of this thread just copied them from a different programmer humor com)

Same. Mine vaccums, sweeps and mops. I refill the water tank once a week and replace the bag once a month. Everything is so clean.

It has eaten a few naughty things though. It are a USB cable, it dragged my laptop off a sofa, and it entangled itself in a plastic sheet that was draped over my coffee table and dragged some acrylic paints and a litre of wash water off onto itself. Made a big mess. I also changed its spoken language to Vietnamese for a laugh, then when I changed my wifi router, I had to learn how to follow instructions in Vietnamese to reconfigure it to the new SSID.

Is it sending a map of my house to the CCP? Probably. Is that useful information for them? Probably not.

This does not spark cucumber

To be fair the top commenter is just explaining what a buffer solution is, and why “adding lemon to alkaline water” isn’t just creating a neutral pH saltwater. They aren’t justifying it’s use as a healthy tonic or anything. I learned something from the comment.

Thank you Gwenyth

“No networked computers!” Colonial fleet high command standing orders

Goats have beards and they lay eggs

Hit it on a 45 degree angle along the horizontal plane and it will bounce onto the shoes of the fella next to you

Chappell Roan taking the outside lead there!

Where are we gonna find 4 average Americans!

Transcendental defacation

“Babe what’s the matter you seem upset since getting home from work.”

“Somebody shat at me.”

“Do you mean shat on you?”

“No…”

Mother of pineapples

Aluminium doesn’t glow, even when molten though?

She sleeps with men, that’s pretty gay

Okay so first let me tell you about a woman named Patty Hearst…

There was a van life de-influencer called Dave2D (not the computer one) who lived in a van and demonstrated the harsh realities of living full time in a van, while also mocking and exposing van life influencers who made it look glamorous, and called out those who were obviously just living in a house and pretending to be living in vans for the insta. He regularly made fun of those vanlife couples, especially when they inevitably broke up, until a very famous recently single vanfluencer killed herself after enduring lots of harrassment by his followers, and then Dave2Ddeleted almost all his videos.

Then he moved into a car with a puppy in LA and someone stole his catalytic converter while he was sleeping in the car, then he moved to a tiny cabin in Montana and transitioned to painting on Livestream, and now as far as I know he has no presence on YouTube.

Just do (7-5)+(5-4)=3

If it’s memory bleeds, we can kill it.

And then we taught those rocks to think in ways we don’t really understand, and dedicated cities worth of electrical energy to allow them to think harder and faster, and gave them the means to improve themselves.