i thought my beer had expired one night because i had a terrible time on the toilet at 4am but i totally forgot i ate an entire wedge of blue cheese earlier

he did, but that is now a seperate timeline that we are not living in

im on a seafood diet

i see food, and if its a fish i eat it

listened to both multiple times. total bore to me

the rolling stones are a singles band. they dont have even one solid album

cant wait to do this

i love this song i listen to it year round

consensual non consent

i deal bananas that are large

yeah guys im not a part of that whole movement

im taking a 30 minute shit on company time i think i have you both beat here

its how we used to be able to tell if we wiped enough

ladies had to get a friend to help them thats why that whole women going to the bathroom together thing came from. because they dont have balls. sadly

anybody know any other mushroom puns i want free upvotes