Yet, the best hand dryers are still your trousers

A million pounds you say …?

Yo mama

Sorry, I had to x)

You can buy unpasteurized milk in europe in a supermarket ?

Or any joke at all, really

I’m constantly laughing at something and people don’t like it :(

I cannot not laugh over my own jokes

Or syphilis

In Hungary, Szarvas or Mohács

Misunderstood your reply at first sorry :/

In french the “t” isn’t pronounced.

I’d recommend Portal and its (much better) sequel Portal 2. Excellent puzzle games, good writing, fun characters and short. It should take you abojt 3-5 hours if you have never played a 3D video game before.

Oh and btw the website linked is Steam, the most beloved PC game buying plateform. Be aware that you shouldn’t buy the games at full price on stem, check websites like instant gaming, humble bundle or fanatical to get better deals (-80% sometimes!) On these alternative websites you will get a code that has to be activated in the steam app (downloaded on your computer). Search “activate steam game code” on YouTube for explanations on how to do that.

Portal should cost about ~3$ now (it’s a 2007 game so it can run on basically anything)

Stardew can be a bit slow and boring at the beginning

Yes.

If you ever feel that way…

Look at his tiny shoes !

Primates ≠ monkeys

Either Never Gonna Give You Up or Darude - Sandstorm

-The internet (10-15 years ago)

Made me laugh

Monke monke ! A shame that game got ruined by little kids

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