After seeing Dreamcatcher, not a fan.
Psaldorn
I’m a Streamer and Software/Game Dev in Liverpool, UK.
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Typical mud wasps, a decade late to the crocs craze.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Who needs MongoDB when you have JSONB?
2·2 months agoNo, you misunderstand. Sqlite just does not work when it’s packaged by Godot mono for mobile (see the ticket in the other replies)
It worked fine on desktop which made it more frustrating
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Who needs MongoDB when you have JSONB?
1·2 months agoIt’s weird tho because everything looks like it’s there inside the apk. 🤷
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Who needs MongoDB when you have JSONB?
6·2 months agoIt’s not just me, but seems to affect Godot c# deployments to mobile
https://github.com/godotengine/godot/issues/97859
Worked fine on desktop
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Who needs MongoDB when you have JSONB?
61·2 months agoHad to roll my own JSON storage system after spending weeks trying to get sqlite to work on Godot/android.
It took a day and will suck at scale because there are no indexes. It just goes through the whole file, line by line when you search for an id.
BUT IT WORKS.
Hopefully the repos and stuff I piled on top have made it abstract able enough I can move it to a real database if the issue ever gets resolved.
“Gettin’ dunked”, as we used to say
The pasta would cook itself
Yeah, it’s a shame to get rid of it, I’m usually happy to let it go crazy for a few months so the bees and birds have their way. But I learned about bramble growth the hard way. Didn’t know they were vibes or they spread from the tips. Thought I could just chip the main stem and it wouldn’t be a big deal. But it’s had 2 summers now and when I cut the grass (or tried to) surprise!
The floor is bramble vines too. Like something out of a horror film, just kept pulling them up, ruined 2 pairs of gloves and 2 sets of secateurs , it’s only a tiny garden! (And the first sets were never up to the task)
Luckily I have some other bushes and ferns for stuff to live in but I just don’t have time to stay on top of the mechanical side to control it.
Cheaper than buying my third set of secateurs, I’ll give it a go, thanks!
If I can use it in a targeted way with limited collateral I will take it.
It between a shed and neighbours fence so as long as I don’t end up nuking their garden there’s not much else to affect.
Thanks
I wish someone had warned me before No Mow May about brambles.
1 shoulder injury and a year later I need chainmail gloves and a fucking flamethrower. I fill my green bin with brambles, by the time it’s picked up they’ve grown back.
The main root is under a shed. I don’t know how to eliminate it.
You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.
Named after a ship class that would make you scared if you saw it on the horizon
Do you want collapsing wave functions? Because cats how you get collapsing wave functions.
If there’s only two options you only need one keyword
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Ramsay's kitchen nightmares, but for software development
94·5 months agoLook at this ci deployment! THE TESTS ARE TURNED OFF. YOU’RE RAWDOGGING PRODUCTION.
Oh my days. Your AWS isn’t destroying old deployments, no wonder you’re indebt, you have seven times more compute than NASA FOR FUCKS SAKE.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Fox news trying to explain github.
16·5 months agoAt least chat gpt would have spelled it right for fucks sake.
Did they let a 6 year old write that up?
THEY GET PAID TO DO THIS. SOMEONE GETS PAID TO CHECK IT TOO.
Or am I being trolled.

Is that a plasmid or ring of flagella on the last guy?