Shut up Debbie! Nobody likes your name!

Half of those are jabs at management, the other half are reasonable experiments.

It’s connected to many different things, but mainly it’s drought. They really don’t have water, very close to a country-ending disaster. All other stuff are putting pressure on their ability to gain water from outside sources. And without water, a lot of industries can’t function, hence a spiralling free fall towards collapse.

Water is the new oil. Time to stock up!

Semen gets internally recycled to keep it fresh.

Because Republicans vs Democrats has almost reached North Korea vs South Korea status. Republicans want their “democratic” glorious leader and Democrats want profits. And neither care about the people.

Are you still you or is the bed AI taking over?

Me, seeing the raised hair on the arm: “Oh, this must be about calculating the odds of being struck by lightning.”

Reading the comments about tan lines: “Oh…”

Laziness is the way of nature. However, we are rebels, diligently working against our nature.

Arise! Allow no master to control your fate and grasp the means of production!

If we place a tracker on any random person, their route will probably draw them in bed, munching on snacks or splayed on the floor, tired and unwilling to move.

True. Anger and stress usually lead to a lower life expectancy.

I barely remember this username and I’m looking at it every time I post something.

Presumably somewhere between racism and artifact protection.

At the expense of everyone else?

When their pecker is bigger than your ‘pecker’…

Everything you need in plain sight, exactly where it’s supposed to be.

And look at that majestic nest behind! An iron grass throne for the kids, because they deserve the very best! They’ll be our little dragon eggs if you’ll be my khaleesi…

Don’t be too hard on them, they’re new.

So the car has bugs inside?

Dunno current status, but a few years back Croatia was a popular place to visit. I don’t have the details, but it was recommended to me at the time by multiple parties of the reasonable cost range.

Pierre pressure!

Too late. It already clicked.