I feel like you’re kind of teeing people up too much with this question like why does it need to be toxic

Right, that’s a crazy situation that nobody has even suggested that’s being dreamed up to scaremonger about wastewater surveillance, which hasn’t even been used to the extent it needs to for public health

Honestly that kind of stuff combined with a few landlords has made me really hate hippies. I just associated with narcissists.

The much more present issue is your own government ignoring the wastewater data dude. I remember they were able to do interesting things like figure out what kind of meth people were using with that wastewater analysis. It could be a really useful tool where other institutions have completely failed. I think you’re just creeped out by science man.

Yeah, there’s a lot going on there because, on one hand, we know there are bacteria which are going to find a way to make you crave sugar, but on the other hand, there’s a psychological entertainment factor from the sweetness, But then, again, the taste buds in your asshole can sense the sucralose in the same way that disgusting fast food keeps people addicted by hyper-simulating their gut to crave it. I’m bolderizing this here because I’m not a nutritionist, but you get what I’m saying. Also apologies for any dictation errors or background noise that gets turned into an Aaron Quirk.

Thinking about tropes is secretly the quickest way to get burned-out

As a reply guy account that spends all its time trying to make pithy comments on World you are more Reddit than average 2025 Reddit users, who have a chance of wandering in normal-style due to the site’s notoriety. You speech patterns, (sadly) your thoughts, and your taste are all spiritually on the level of cutpaste webcomics

You need a complex system to do something simple. To simply press the gas pedal and fucking go you need an internal combustion engine that is nasty to look at, this confangled monstrosity, harder to manufacture than the batteries that will replace it. When you just drive your car you never have an inkling of the whole mechanism

Hm? No I just clarified that I wasn’t joking. Can you read? There’s no point in trying to explain to OP how to do something he fundamentally doesn’t want to do. It’s not a matter of knowing how. He actually expects praise for this.

I give the same kind of scolding when people post their moldy rice cookers. You’re an adult please act like it

Ah you’re still hurting from that one are you? The petit boug mindset in OP is simply terminal, I’m being honest. Reddit loves this kind of guy, and presumably you since you also feel attacked

You’re probably just a soulless husk, I wouldn’t bother

They don’t look legit, there’s been nothing really juicy, I’m calling it

Oh yeah, that is the sense of humor of a man who has never had a friend outside of a workplace or is close family, You couldn’t roast a chestnut over an open fire, buddy. You’re toothless

You’ve got nothing man cmon I gave you a free throw and this is it?

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Where did these emails come from again? I swear to god if it’s klippenstein again

I didn’t say I’m not an elitist. I said they used the word elitist wrong. Bring me more of your pathetic little stalker account for me to block. Cmon now

The internet is all about screening out the deranged power users. Without elitists like me, all you would have are Deadpool memes and your farts

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You are a reply guy account. You belong to a lower plane of existence than me socially, and I banish you.

You’re being typically antisemitic by equivocating ridicule of the Israeli press with ridicule of Jewish people broadly. Hopefully the animus behind it is a nerd’s preening and correcting, not something darker and dare I say Eastern European? This is a running joke that Israeli Hebrew press is significantly nastier in terms of racism, and far more liberal in terms of dirty laundry. And Israeli or Qatari Arabic news 😂🤣 ohhh don’t get me started

You can scold all you want but there is no erasing it from public memory now

Not to mention all of the children riven open by shrapnel or disease. Some people have more important things to worry about than phantom antisemitism brought up for blatant manipulation in political settings

Well, that’s enough out of you now that you’ve blatantly stepped on your feet. What a funny thing to say on a post about a fourteen year old special needs boy getting violated by fascists. “Erm excuse me!! I need to protect the good name of National Endowment for Democracy-funded private messenger Signal!”