“If you google Chicxulub (the dinosaur killing space rock), the AI summary burns a gallon of gas, contributing to making the planet uninhabitable, helping to create your very own mass extinction event”

… Go on…

Or you become a BIGGER dick so you if you ever get a time machine you can go back to past you and show them how it’s done.

It should be when you decide to abbreviate your currency “PHP”.

Remember the quote:

“If conservatives become convinced that they cannot win democratically, they will not abandon conservatism. They will reject democracy.”

Well, “If MAGAs become convinced their leaders are pedophiles, they won’t abandon their leaders, they’ll abandon being anti-pedophilia.”

The dino centipede

“Old tools” does not mean obsolete or bad. It means tested, hardened, and reliable. And crucially, probably runs in a couple megabytes of memory, which you might need if the cost of RAM suddenly quintuples for no reason.

Plato approves

Oh, jeez! Okay, I owe you an apology. This one is on me - I misread and just did what I accused you of doing. Sorry, Digit. I’ve got no excuse.

Edit: I am an idiot. Sincere apologies, Digit.

Fake.

Linus Torvalds would never feel bad about punishing developers for incompetence.

That’s why they filter directly into spam.

I still have a headhunting agency who refers to me as “B42857”. Apparently some bug is getting emails to me addressed to their internal reference number.

The metaphor still works. Making our own problems then complaining about them is our defining characteristic as humans.

I said Dilbert. Not Scott Adams.

This is the hairstyle if you want to annoy Dilbert.

Oof… felt this one right in the code.

Inbreeding.

https://education.nationalgeographic.org/resource/cheetahs-brink-extinction-again/5th-grade/

Are you sure? Because based on the internet armchair developers I see around, open source developers are an inexhaustible source of unending miracles that work for free and are fueled by incoherent, conflicting, entitled demands from 14 year olds.