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minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·1 month agoTo be fair, neither are reindeer IRL. Santa’s sleigh should be pulled by 8 murderous polar bears.
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19arrow-down1·1 month agoMurderous flying polar bears.
minus-squaresomeguy3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11arrow-down1·edit-21 month agoIt’s a ton better, you’re not going to get many that are literally at the North Pole.
minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·1 month agoExactly. Ain’t nothin alive up there besides scientists running from student loan debt.
minus-squareplyth@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoWhat limits their migration further north in western Eurasia?
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoReal estate prices.
minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·1 month ago…And commutes to the North Pole workshop M W F and works from home on Tue and Thu. Try and keep up, OK?
minus-squarerumba@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month ago🎵Rudolph with his nose so red, better run now or you’ll soon be dead🎶
minus-squareGrandwolf319@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoWasn’t that what the witch from Narnia did?
minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoAnd Santa is a much more powerful demon. So that tracks.
To be fair, neither are reindeer IRL.
Santa’s sleigh should be pulled by 8 murderous polar bears.
Murderous flying polar bears.
It’s a ton better, you’re not going to get many that are literally at the North Pole.
Exactly. Ain’t nothin alive up there besides scientists running from student loan debt.
What limits their migration further north in western Eurasia?
Real estate prices.
But santa lives in Finland…
…And commutes to the North Pole workshop M W F and works from home on Tue and Thu. Try and keep up, OK?
🎵Rudolph with his nose so red, better run now or you’ll soon be dead🎶
Wasn’t that what the witch from Narnia did?
And Santa is a much more powerful demon. So that tracks.