If he fulfills enough prescriptions, he gets a scepter.

As a pharmacy tech, that’s actually a very good picture of a pharmacist explaining that no, Mr. Oxy Addict, you cannot refill your 30 day C2 prescription 8 days after you picked up the last one.

If you’re going to take an opiate, take kratom instead. At least that way you won’t feel like you’re fucking dying when the withdrawal hits.