Colby, don’t!

On his way to your kitchen cause you left a piece of chocolate cake out next to half a salami.

I loved the mystery of the original run of Pokemon. The campaign to catalog all the animals that fell into the new Pokemon classification has so much missing information and unexplainable details.

Clownfish: “Tell me about it.”

It’s all that rage and hatred they have towards other fish driving them to an early grave.

“I have altered the coral, pray I do not alter it any further.”

All the crabs on Earth: “Wait, we’re here!”

“This story was invented by a lesser bird.”

If it’s stupid and it works, it’s still stupid but at least it worked.

I love that guy.

Mr. Walks Upright

This man frightens me.

Found the computer-science major.

“Quickly younglings, help me to make an army of Jedi!”

two minutes later

“What have I done?!”

“That night, the caterpillar had a stomach ache.”

The hills! They’re alive!!

Quoth the peer reviews, “Never again.”

bu dum (no pish)

Turns out man didn’t evolve from monkeys, but lazy-ass kangaroos.