AeronMelon

Wearing a clean suit but holding the rock barehanded? Improper hazmat protocol!

“Humans are space orcs.”

This is one of the more confusing Captchas.

[angry megalodon noises]

I guess this confirms that I am a man, because I refuse to do anything except jiggle the mouse until I see it.

Damn, that sounds like a retribution killing.

starts snowing

“In terms of nuts, we have no nuts.”

That’s enough Lemmy for today…

The purpose of life (heat) is to generate more life (more heat) in a never-ending cycle of heat generation until the heat death of the universe.

Click here to download the Impregnation Wizard.

“Petris are laced with this…”

No one prays harder than a scientist waiting for a peer review.

It is no longer classified as chicken.

The cashew tribunal will now decide your fate.

There’s a dozen of us! Exactly a dozen!

Love Grafo.

Living Frozen Turkey.

Quickly, let’s build a rocketship so we can fuck that planet up, too.

Sumimasen. 🙇‍♂️