The cashew tribunal will now decide your fate.
AeronMelon
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Cake day: December 26th, 2023
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There’s a dozen of us! Exactly a dozen!
Living Frozen Turkey.
Quickly, let’s build a rocketship so we can fuck that planet up, too.
Turtle: “I’ve got connections.”
The people who do this cool shit are scientists and Cosmonauts who genuinely want to learn and explore. The fact that they did it under communism is irrelevant.
“How did we ever survive without this?”
“Multiple horses report seeing the same human face in their dreams.”
231·2 months agoBecause of birth defects and stuff like this, given that we’re all suppose to have two hands, I wonder what the actual ratio of hands to people is.
It must be far less than 2.
“We tested the aerodynamics of dogs in search of answers.”
“What was the question?”
“The results are that some dogs are very aerodynamic.”
“WHAT WAS THE QUESTION??”
Release the Scholastic Cut!
Peas were always an option.
That’s actually the prevailing theory. A hexagonal shape is the path of least resistance for the wind patterns on Saturn. It probably really is that simple.
Fatal attraction.
It is no longer classified as chicken.