I’ve tried nothing and I’m out of ideas.
Don’t forget making a dating profile where I took six pictures in different corners of my house wearing the same outfit.
Better than a car selfie featuring a hat and sunglasses.
Not too shabby, you have 6 corners in your room
Fuck, this hit a little too close to home.
It’s fine, I got all you guys. Hi friends.
My old coworker and I would bullshit and be like Oh hi Mark at awkward times, to try and make the other one laugh.
Then once a guy we didn’t really know was there. And we were doing it, but didn’t realized his name was actually Mark.
Oh man that was peak LoL work shenanigans
what a great story Mark
Anyway, how’s your sex life?
Half of married people die alone, so being single is kinda like being post-married anyways…
But I’m the Juggernaut Bitch!
/c/2meirl
God damn is hard
oh pls
i figure the eventuality of most people not dying alone will induce some sort of serendipity
You will realistically spend very little time dying, so don’t worry about it too much.
