TragicNotCute

I love the leak in the other room. Get ready to reset the counter folks!

It’s going well

I found this particularly funny. It wasn’t like a funny accidental thing. Dude was trying to mate with the bird.

In September 2004, Walnut arrived at NZCBI’s Virginia campus, where scientists regularly breed cranes that have behavioral or physical limitations by using assisted reproduction techniques, including artificial insemination. By observing and mimicking how NZCBI’s male white-naped cranes interacted with their mates during breeding season, bird keeper Chris Crowe gained Walnut’s elusive trust. He pair-bonded with her by flapping his arms in a manner similar to the species’ unison dance, offered her nesting materials and brought her food. Once she was receptive to breeding, Crowe was able to use sperm collected from a male crane to artificially inseminate Walnut without the need for physical restraint

They had 8 chicks together.

I think it’s something about the skill needed to make this and the fact that no machines were involved. It’s quite something though.

I’ve literally never had it with fries. Perhaps obvious, but it’s my go to for any kind of Asian noodle or fried rice.

Not the topic at hand but,

it seems Americans hate the idea of installing any third-party messaging apps

For me, I can talk to literally everyone I want to via the stock messaging app (iMessage in this case). I get no value from installing a second messaging app for a specific human or two.

Even funnier to give someone a Windows 98 version and watch the brain hurt a bit.

Almost certainly. The facial ID is good enough that US customs didn’t even want to see my passport. Just a photo was enough to let me back in the country. I even significantly changed my hair between departure and arrival. Shit is scary.

Eh, I’d argue the recent Conan episode is pretty insane and hilarious. Much more so than Khaled.

Yaaaaas, SGS let’s go!

Remember to ask for sugar rimmed margs.

Even with the context I thought it was an otter

I was curious so I removed all the text of this image and asked ChatGPT 4o to tell me as much about the image as it could.

The image depicts a man giving mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a small animal, likely a dog. This is a procedure used to provide emergency breathing support to animals that are not breathing on their own. The man is holding the dog’s mouth open and blowing air into its lungs. Another person is supporting the dog’s body. This technique is part of animal first aid and can be critical in life-saving situations.

The wounded man was evacuated to Chile with a knife injury to the chest.

His heart was injured in the attack and he was admitted to the intensive care unit of a hospital but his life is understood not to be in danger.

Reports say the altercation was fueled by alcohol.

Fueled by alcohol. Ya don’t say.

Nah. Not fatally.

You made me say it out loud

Is that like a bang maid?

We goof on this person, but in my experience this kind of shameless begging usually works to some degree.

This headline was the subtle push I needed to donate to Videolan. What an amazing project, we’re lucky to have it.

+1 to this. I found myself wanting to watch them/hear them. I also found myself wanting to know what their favorite (fill in the blank) was. You know someone, but sometimes those specific tangible things about their preferences get forgotten.

Overpriced for what they are? Agreed. Weird elitism from some of the user base? Absolutely.

You sound almost as zealous when you say:

tried out Mac os and ios every major update, and found it to be entirely unenjoyable

I get that it’s not for you which is fine, but you tried every release of MacOS and iOS and hated them all? Okay bud.