LOL. This meme goes way back, doesn’t it? I vaguely remember it from early 2010’s.

Edit

Maybe not! KnowYourMeme suggests it stemmed from 2022 tweet by Adam Levine. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I watched it when it aired 13 years ago on Limmy’s show (y’know, This Guy and This Guy, lol.

OP’s peom/story belongs to the same cinematic universe as Deedee in the kitchen, so I couldn’t help but relate them.

Is this you?

https://youtu.be/xLFW7jhB0-Y?si=NyCOURPQYTrJLmY_

Wait out my timer or go around me.

I’ve got you covered! ;)

At least it isn’t Bielefeld, amirite?