I’m from Kentucky, friend. I’ve definitely had a squirrel or two in my day.
If having some wonkiness to deal with while the instance is still going through these growing pains it too much to bear, then signing up for an instance more local you may help solve a lot of issues.
Make your own “pals” accounts. Lol
I’m on Android and Jerboa has been my go to.
I fit suits and make custom clothing for people for a fine mens clothes store. That’s been around forever.