I was a paramedic for so long and was so burnt out at the end that these situations became let me drink your tears, fucko.

What is your stance on Roe v. Wade?

No matter what you say poop is touching you right now on the inside.

Yeah, I mostly listen to death metal so I’ll just see myself out.

This was really interesting. Thank you.

I just want some skateboarders to head this way man. And some death metal folks to show me new music.