Why couldn’t she be the other kind of mermaid!? With the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?
Asses to asses, butts to butts
Why couldn’t she be the other kind of mermaid!? With the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?
You’re saying they measure your dick when you die? I have to be dead and embarrassed?
Backend engineers: CSS isn’t programming lol
Also backend engineers: HE
LP
Most English speakers actually used “wazzup” like those Budweiser commercials
Did you hear about the time when Mary Magdalene tracked dirt in the house? Jesus swept.
Fuck clippy. Power Pup was the real office assistant.
My commit messages have gotten extremely lazy since I start squashing all my commits down to one. I just describe the PR on the first commit message and write nonsense in all the others.
You ever heard that bird that says “Bob White”? It’s called a bobwhite.
If you want the goose to look at it it’s $15 extra
If they invent the backwards time machine I’m gonna go kick this fucker back in the ocean. I could be eating thousands of brine shrimp right now.
To my marketing industry colleagues, I’m so sorry you have to live like this. Join us in product development and rid yourself of the scourge that is clients.
Where are the thylacines? Are they safe? Are they alright?
One summer a few years ago, my neighbor (city woman newly moved to the suburbs) comes banging on my door. With her eyes all big she says, “you gotta come out here and tell me what this is”
It was a nest of like 15 newborn bunnies 😁
I ate a bunch of cicadas 17 years ago and god dammit I’m going to do it again
Volcanoes are cool too but I’m not gonna take a dip in one
This guy is oblivious to all the crazy dinosaur sex
I’m listening
I shit you not I have seen a job listing for forklift driver while looking for software jobs
I’m into it