When you aren’t feeling that async energy but you still get a callback.

{
  "false": "ok"
}

Uhh, I mean this pragmatic workaround

That’s where the phrase “saved by the bell” comes from isn’t it? Because they used to do this with a bell attached to a rope that the person could ring.

Oh boy, you’re going to regret that later.

Sharded RDBS gets you very very far from my experience at least.

I didn’t expect the FP inquisition.

Priest: If you are not yet baptised, I baptise you in the name of the father, the son and the holy spirit. Else break.

Parents: *sweating nervously*…else what

So it weighs almost as much as no more than 45.93g, what’s the issue?

/s

Plus most drop downs allow you to type anyway from memory.

Pack a bag, we need to be far away from here in the next 3 to 4 business days… don’t ask why just pack!

I remember this too… what a nightmare.

Ohhhh right, that’s the base part right?

Just if you need to be able to take it with you.

Do you have to print it out and scan it first?

Why do we always have to go to my face, we should go to your face next time, you know I don’t care if it’s messy.

Hey that’s no fair, it’s still test driven development but the test just runs in production!

Wow, must be my lucky day.

The secret to all issues in code and in life.

I wouldn’t deploy this for my fucking dog, roll it back now!