This year they came out in droves, to the point where their sound was ear-splitting and drowned out most of the cars on the major road I live on. The sound is one of the worst things I have ever heard (intense bug phobia)… so yeah, fuck everything about this.

Aw man, you’ve never been broke as fuck huh?

You could call it one series of books, technically.

Yeah, I thought it said “sock” as well!

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Please… for all that is good… listen to world war z, and the dark tower series.

But he’s not American? Is this a woosh moment for me?