the bowel is wider than your asshole

imagining a nurse using the word “asshole” to explain it to a regular person is just hilarious to me.

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You kind of have to accept it, the teachers write the tests.

I’m in the ER. Probably the doctor standing directly in front of me.

DuckDuckGo works fine for me, it checks most of your boxes. Not sure about the ad blocker, but I run a pi-hole on my home network so I don’t see most of them anyway.

I think it’s got about 3-4 billion years left in the tank, if I remember reading correctly. It won’t be humanity’s problem.

I read that in ED-209

I scrolled down specifically looking for a KSP comment, thank you.

I was He-Man on Halloween as an 8 year old. My little brother was Orko. It was pretty awesome.

Indeed, Telegram is a hive of criminal content. At the moment, the platform is in the news with the illegal broadcasting of Ligue 1 matches.

This is pretty funny. The first example of crime is people posting dodgy links to football streams? They can’t be serious.

“The government made 25% of my district unemployed, why didn’t I get reelected?”

Ask it from that side and you have your answer.

I’ll bring the magnet.

As my accountant once told me: if it floats, flies, or fucks, lease it.

Or do you have an UA credit card?

I don’t know where all of you live, but my windshield is still an aria of death in the spring of 2024.

As someone who daily drives a 20 year old Toyota, I couldn’t agree more.

Libraries, interstate highways, fire departments, Medicare, Medicaid, SSI, are all things that are socialist programs here in the US, and they all work. Now, if they did higher education and healthcare, we might get somewhere.

Pasta salad and mayo just sounds wrong to me. I generally use a red wine vinaigrette, it holds up better at a barbecue.

I feel personally attacked by this comment.

Internet connected (smart) or non-internet connected (dumb). At least that’s what this phrase means with all other context.