Do they still use jumpers?

Lol yeah like it doesn’t verbally tell you, if that’s what they were expecting.

I’ve been sitting in the BIOS for 20 years now. Send help.

A Clockwork Orange

Cowboys still exist today, and they have running water, medical care, etc. so if we are talking modern cowboy I’ll go with that. But otherwise yeah I bet samurai had the best amenities.

You miss 100% of the DSM that doesn’t get discredited 3 years from now.

—Michael Gretzky

But you don’t get beamed “up” is my point.

You just get teleported.

If you’re raptured, then you get moved up towards the sky.

The best jokes are always the ones that need explaining.

Yes the vertical line is very funny. If only I could recreate that in text that would render correctly on everyone’s device.

I am wondering this too. I remember him from when I was a kid in the 80s. But haven’t really given him much thought since.

Maybe a better version of this joke would be something like

Dear lord, Please don’t rapture me yet, I’m taking a sh…

Maybe the shitter was drunk and lost his communicator, and somehow thought this would work.

This road. It just doesn’t work. It just lays there all day.

I’ve had it both room temp and frozen. I still prefer it frozen. Am I a heathen?

Reminds me of that old joke: What’s the difference between a dirty martini and a chickpea?

At least there are numbers.

I think this does a pretty good job for color blind people.

I love the ageism here.

Like people over 40 don’t know how to use technology.

Where are you from that they think this?

Usually most chain restaurants are not considered fancy. Though there are some classier chains that people might consider fancy. Olive Garden is not one of them.

In the past I have used BtGuard.

I just put all the shit I don’t want to share on an entirely different computer and then use a kvm switch, to make sure I don’t accidentally share anything. Also old fart here.

Is this in the App Store yet or still in the testing sandbox?

Edit: this is on the App Store now. Very cool.