הבאסה והחום by Avshalom Ariel

Got me really amped up

d = v^2sin(2angle) / abs(g)

Then you don’t know shit homie

One…

A-two

A-three. Three licks to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop.

Yeah no percolator on any of them, gonna be rough hit

It’s a scabbard, not a tripod.

Yo mama so fat, she distorts the Mona Lisa when she stands on it

Yeah well my first computer typed in cuneiform so get off my lawn you kids

Can’t wait to see how United Healthcare bills that one

Yo mama so dumb she failed a survey

But he’s Black Science Man! How else would I know the sun is hot without him learning me?

I thought of something funnier than 24…

Let me hear it buddy…

Don’t snort math.

Open season on the tasty meat creatures

Great tits can do all sorts of amazing things

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“Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?”.

-Bender Rodriguez

Also “Not gonna lie…” to start a sentence. Well thank you for that decency?

I don’t see him eating crayons, probably not.