Yo mama so dumb she failed a survey

But he’s Black Science Man! How else would I know the sun is hot without him learning me?

I thought of something funnier than 24…

Let me hear it buddy…

Don’t snort math.

Open season on the tasty meat creatures

Great tits can do all sorts of amazing things

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“Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?”.

-Bender Rodriguez

Also “Not gonna lie…” to start a sentence. Well thank you for that decency?

I don’t see him eating crayons, probably not.

Urethra is a weirder name for a dog

Why is all of group 18 good until the bottom? Radioactive or worse?

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Oh oh oh Amadeus

Pizza hut!

Yep yep yep.

Are you the original potato/anus or is this a new hobby for you?

Beautiful, well done!

Well said. How can someone stop drowning if the rich won’t take their foot off the people’s heads?