Specially if one is so inconsistent at it.
We’re lucky that vets around here don’t bite at all.
That’s exactly what some agent of the simulation would say.
Here’s another example
I have a neighbor who looks exactly as that frog.
I’m looking at my plentiful plate of lasagna with another eyes rn.
Also in Argentina and others Spanish speaking countries we say “Como Salomón la última gota va al pantalón” it means “Like Solomon the last drop good in the pants”.