Obligatory Opabinia appreciation video

Might be, but she gives it to everyone else

To be fair, almost anything not strictly necessary for survival is technically a ritual. Birthday party? Ritual. Saying “bless you” after someone sneezes? Ritual. Giving your sheep ankle bones to the winner? Ritual. Shaking hands? Believe it or not, ritual.

You know she’s gonna turn around and say cellphone radiation gives you cancer

If you were only going 6 km/h you were doing it wrong

Is there a joke about the IVF bill here?