Vs low tide vs high tide vs tidal average…

I think there are 4 different “tallest mountains on earth” depending on if you are measuring from sea level, how you are measuring sea level, or if you are measuring from the base and the mountain and how you are defining the base of the mountain.

And if that doesn’t work check the physical connection by unplugging it and plugging it back in.

Democrats believe that we can reduce gun violence while respecting the rights of responsible gun owners. We believe we should expand and strengthen background checks for those who want to purchase a firearm – because it shouldn’t be easier to get a gun than a driver’s license. We believe we should ensure that guns don’t fall into the hands of terrorists (whether they be domestic or foreign), domestic abusers, other violent criminals, or those who have shown signs of danger toward themselves or others. And we believe we should treat gun violence as the deadly public health crisis it is.

Looks like you’re the one that needs their hand held.

I was once cleaning outside and had a customer tell me “You missed a spot!” He then proceeded to laugh his ass off the entire time he was walking away from like it was the funniest joke he ever heard.

I wasn’t even mad. If it brings you that much joy you do you man.

I always wanted to ask someone in tech support: is there a useful shorthand to indicate “I have a decent understanding of how to operate my computer, and I’m calling you because I don’t have the security clearance to fix this myself”?
I have no problem following the specific instructions I’m being given, but we could speed this along if you know you can just tell me to “open command prompt” instead of explaining the steps of how to do so.

Job: Supervisor

Customer pays with a $50 or $100 bill and the till requires that I check it

Customer: “It’s good, I just printed it this morning.”

Some days I just had to pretend I didn’t hear them.

Pro tip: if you have a “go to” joke you always say in a given situation, guaranteed the person you’re saying it to has already heard it several times this week. Just don’t.

And before anyone responds with “they’re just trying to improve your day” they’re not. If I don’t find the joke funny they get offended, that means they aren’t doing it for me, they’re doing it to show off how great and funny they are.

Pro tip: don’t tell someone a joke if you’re going to be offended if they don’t laugh.

Similar to corpses, it’s not the %, it’s the accessibility: “How quickly could I be touching a corpse / poo right now?”

This can be simplified to the individual’s understanding of how quickly they could be touching a corpse.

Fish tend to die by being eaten, a dead fish that nothing has eaten yet is a concern.

I think it would depend more on how easy it is to open the coffin. If the lead lined coffin has well maintained hinges that allow it to open with little effort, that’s less acceptable than a wooden coffin that is nailed shut.

Corpse acceptability is inversely proportional to corpse accessibility.

But if there’re two corpses there then HELL NO!

People are often uncomfortable in graveyards and, for example, would not want to walk through one at night when they would be willing to walk through a field.

The dirt does provide a sort of insulation however, as people would be more willing to walk through a graveyard than through a house that had the same density of corpses in the basement. It’s the theoretical accessibility to the corpse that plays a factor here.

If you knew there was a dead person next door you might be a little uncomfortable, but could go about your day. If you knew there were 50 dead people next door you would need to get out of there.

The number is relevant, not just the proximity to the closest one.

People will walk through a forest that definitely has many corpses in it. Humans will not walk through an alley that has 1 corpse in it.

Humans have a corpse: proximity ratio that they find acceptable.

Edit: typo

They say it is their job to help the adtech industry, by finding a compromise between my interests and Facebook & co’s interest

Well my interest is the complete collapse of Facebook & co, so it’s going to be hard to find a compromise there.

Oh you sweet summer child. If they understood basic physics they wouldn’t be a flat earther.

When they start calling people “jr” or implying anyone who disagrees with them is too young to understand.

Sure, but then do a simple search first and then you can engage with other people with “Guys, I just learned that some people can smell ants!”

Gotta love how they see a video talking about it, with comments talking about it, and their first step is to post on Facebook asking about it before doing a simple search on their own.

One of these things is not like the others

Ya, Reddit is the fucking worst.