No wonder they are flightless

Don’t worry teamsters we added 6 new ticket statuses so they can get auto-sorted straight to the abyss.

The bad wolf study was the Alpha/Beta relationship of wolf packs that is wildly regarded as untrue.

The deranged erotica is people applying Alpha/Beta dynamics to random characters for the sake of creating fanfiction. I’m talking Mpreg and other deranged ramblings of sleep deprived tumblr fans.

Source: Stuck my dick in crazy back in 2010

They say, “I’m not peeking” but cross their fingers behind their back.

Is he suing humanity for honey theft?

Silver is first in losing

Who gave wasps access to the internet?

It’s an early form of the calculator called a numberlator

Imagine dying for a D tier pizza topping

I didn’t know the world celebrated my ex’s birthday.

Your dad

It’s a Wattle

FOUR HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS

Did someone who has never seen a hand in their life name it the finger?

B-b-but Python doesn’t contain the word “Math” so how am I suppose to use it???

Putin has a science advisor? What is this the 1930s?

They need to explain their wormhole by getting a piece of paper and stabbing a pencil through it.

One user also said they saw a photo return even though they don’t sync their phone or use iCloud

I was assuming that all these people had photos save to iCloud when it launched years ago and are seeing them appear now. If it’s not an old desync bug between deleting images off of iCloud/local device then this will be interesting.

Proof that the meme was written by a dev

Yeah it’s easy to hate Joe Rogan now but there’s a reason why he was the #1 most downloaded podcast for years. Huge range of guests and Joe’s, “Jack of all trades master of absolutely nothing besides MMA” knowledge base of questions got some good stories out of people.