Arms akimbo?

Meninges

Trebuchet?

Fleas caused the death of my cat. A coworker generously brought a sample of her infestation in to the office and they must have hitched a ride home with me. My cats were indoor only, I didn’t expect them to need flea treatment. The fleas gave him hemobartonella and almost $20,000 later, we couldn’t get the anemia under control.

Nuke the fleas.

Make sure they are native seeds for the area you’re doing this in!

Could it have been a heron or a crane? When they fly their legs trail out behind them and their feet make them look a bit like a clubbed tail.

I didn’t know I was lactose intolerant for a long time. I used to have a carton of milk at morning break every day and release absolutely rancid SBDs afterward. One day was particularly impressive - the guy I had a crush on proclaimed it was so bad that if it had been his he would have named it.

You can get Hantavirus from their dried urine, saliva, and feces though

Osteoporosis is a big one.

We used to grab globs of spruce gum off the trees to chew. Pain in the ass to get off your fingers though.

You are indeed missing the joke. This is a quote from the Simpsons.

Large turds are used to making a big splash