Nice try Boeing, you’re not going to get me that easily

I tried to wipe my phone screen twice looking at this before I realised it’s just been repeatedly jpeged

No levitation without representation

He’s coarse, rough and he gets everywhere

Anus Implosions

“humans will survive for hundreds millions of years. But I’ll be long gone in like 40 and I’ll have gotten everything I every wanted. So change nothing, and fuck you.”

This post brought to you by the Super Earth Ministry of Truth

Possum tibi offerre ovum in hoc tempore conatur?

Has science gone too far?

One migraine treatment experiment recipient says “OW! hey, what the fuck are you doing?!”

The article seems to suggest a change on the Google search algo and how Reddit pumps the SEO is to blame as it’s showing up in search rankings above other more relevant results.

I’m assuming “traffic” here is individual page visits, which would shoot up if people are just pulling up one page from a “how do I do X” type of search. I doubt this boost is coming from people sticking around, but I’m sure that’s not how Reddit will spin it.

“Excuse me madam but do you have a license to use those tits? No? Didn’t think so. The content of those bazongas is Nestle property. I’m afraid I’m going to have to clamp those nipples until such time as the proper Bandonkadonk subscriptions are paid”

You don’t really deserve this, but whatever dick head…

Hold my beer

The vague idea of getting the same as everyone else, while not having to actually make the effort, appeals to sheltered and unappreciative western kids who feel oppressed because they have to put down thier entertainment device and do thier maths homework.

Borderline champagne socialists

The healthiest house plants in my home are the potatoes in the bottom of the kitchen cupboard I forgot about.

I assume the last song in the playlist is called “Ping!”

This meme found on a camera in Chernobyl or something?

There’s fewer artifacts in the British museum

I love this