In the same way that MLM and Ponzi schemes are worth something.

How profitable it is is directly proportional to how willing you are to fuck over everyone around you. To how much of an asshole you are.

American public transit doesn’t exist outside of a couple major cities.

So yeah. Probably the absolute worst Europe has to offer is a world altering step up.

If we were allowed to be honest that’s what everyone would say. But honesty doesn’t pay. Lying does. Spinning a yarn of bullshit about opportunity and gratitude yields a better result sadly.

That fake crab stuff at a chinese buffet with cheese and celery and stuff. I think its called seafood surprise.

They’re gearing up to do an XCOM on us.

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