Looks like it was done using the spline tool.

No, that would be totally reckless. They probably just used the soda bottle to prop up one end of the neutron reflector.

I’ll allow it.

I tighten both screws. With an impact driver. And a dab of LocTite for good measure.

MacBook Air club represent!

Don’t let anybody tell you you’re not humpable, because you’re bumpable, I hope this doesn’t make you feel uncomfortable.

What is the charge? Eating an onion? A succulent sea onion?

Normally when I think of wobbegongs I think about cute, maybe a little strange-looking but otherwise harmless creatures. But then I remember that the tasselled wobbegong exists.

I love i3wm. Incredibly lightweight and minimalistic.

I used a Mac SE/30 running OS 7 quite a bit in the early 90’s. I remember it being incredibly reliable; in fact, I can’t even remember what a crash looked like on a Mac, whereas I can still picture the BSOD from Windows 3.1.

I don’t remember noticing much difference in snappiness or intuitiveness between Mac and Windows back then though. Both were pretty easy to learn, even for people with limited computer experience. Anything with a hard drive felt snappy at the time, because the previous generation of computers all ran on floppy disks which were slow as molasses.

Grinch

I enjoy fixing things, even other people’s shit, so I categorize that time as entertainment instead of work. It’s time I’d otherwise be using to doomscroll on Lemmy.

Yo dawg, I heard you like poutine…

Canadian couples only have sex doggy-style, so they can both watch the hockey game.

If I’m ever reincarnated as a mole rat, I know I have guaranteed employment.

dankness norm

I’ve spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.

It’s raining men by the weather girls.

Pardon me, did you say “Abe Lincoln”?

Edit: I was trying to reference this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJcuYKyHEgs

Until they evolve lungs