I’m not entirely clear on why this guy stuck out his neck so far over a situation that was never his to deal with in the first place.

Johnny was a corporate stooge,

but Johnny’s words untrue;

what Johnny sold as H2O

was H2O4U.

I dunno, I tried purple potatoes once and they were pretty awful.

Porn on the internet, just like everybody else.

Is it because you’re a macrophage?

Okay but what about helvetica transform?

Also known as the Strait of Warm Ooze.

Get on our level scrubs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXuc7SAyk2s

Yeah these are fun. Men (and some women) in my family have hearty lung capacity. My dad was a lifelong smoker and always passed this for respirator use during his annual physical. I actually surprised a nurse once with the highest score she’d seen in 20 years on the job. It’s not particularly useful, unless one of us wishes to be heard from about a county away lol.

Also the cocaine.

Saving so much money, this asshole.

“Management” and “moral compass” are strangers that have never met

Hold on, let me invent a new conspiracy theory: That’s just the camera lens reflecting light from the screen.

Not an artist, just a fragile snowflake.

*sapiens’

Any resistance heater, but the most efficient ≠ the most cost effective.

PI? Private Investigator or π? Or both?

Everything’s new to somebody.

Everything in my area is electric and oh gawd the electric bills. Also my fiance is a chef and hates having to cook on am electric range.