Final Remix

If the gun gets wet down there, it’s already too late to serve its purpose. And may whatever higher being is out there have mercy on their souls.

I wanna know how they got that past Midjourney’s insane railroading and “no no” filters. The guardrails on MJ’s models are preposterous.

Should be simple enough: check their cortisol levels in the presence and absence of various water stimuli.

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I gotta give that stuff a try again. Twice I’ve started Laundry Files and just couldn’t get into it, despite loving the context.

So they’re using the Thu’um?

Less eyeliner.

Suck my InterLibraryLoan, Pearson.

But that’s not S E X Y! We need new research, to earn grants and subsidize faculty pay!

Played us like a damned FIDDLE!!!

Shit, this is how I feel talking about my unpublished research to my psych101 students…

Shhhhh!! The only people that know are the ones who read the source material

You have to remember… those headlines aren’t for you. They’re for the average idiot who isn’t even remotely interested in the scientific mumbo jumbo and allbthat highly technical gobbledygook. They want to be spoonfed a statement they can parrot to a co-worker and move on with their day being a terrible consumer of info.

I remember when he was a fuckin’ gameshow host.

A poser poseur

Million-to-one shot, doc!

Yup Yup LabCorp crew represent! They steal a lot of my blood on behalf of my doctors.

Local Fisher SLAMMED by what happens next.

No, that’s exactly the original thing. “Wetware”, basically… But test audiences got upset and confused, so it was changed to “batteries.”

I had so much extra shit going on, I didn’t really have a summer, besides staying up later than usual and waking up later than usual. Same work, different sleep schedule. And I still feel like I got nothing done.