Clbuttic.

Earl Grey, hot, nothing added.

You gotta use colons. Then it’s pretty easy.

Let this be a warning, kids. Tats like this are a gateway. Don’t think that he can hide behind a mask forever. Don’t follow his route.

Or some Douglas Adams poetry: Vogon poetry.

Strange things, motorcycles. They can cure depression, but they’re also suicidal.

I watched my roommate play that game, and we just sat there in stunned silence.