Tree cicadas are essentially pissing all the time. Random spray around a tree? You just got R. Kelly’d by a cicada.

It’s not called a skin flute for nothin

Bitch betta have my glucose!

Marc Blucas?

Have we tried Kingsfoil, er, catnip?

Somehow not the first time I’ve commented this:

Niels Bohr furiously masturbating in the corner

“There is a significant overlap between the smartest bears in the park, and the dumbest tourists.” -Park ranger

If you’re gonna gatekeep Halloween, just turn off your light and be a cretin on your own. This ain’t about you.

For some people, having children is their only life accomplishment, so they perceive other people’s choices as an “attack” on their sense of identity, which makes it feel personal, to them.

Thanos should have picked a better strategy

Paul Walker was 33 and dating a 16 year old.

Nah.

“There are chemicals in food??”

Shaq?

OG Millennials had Mr Wizard too.

The cost is to the whole world, because they consume enormous amounts of energy and produce essentially nothing. Like bitcoin miners.

Which means they’re adding profit margin to the otherwise zero marginal cost of said information good.

MIT releases financials and endowment figures for 2024:

The Institute’s pooled investments returned 8.9 percent last year; endowment stands at $24.6 billion

Okay, but who is the seamstress, because that costume is awesome and they don’t make themselves.

Niels Bohr furiously masturbating in the corner

Not all dogs are the same, of course. Some dog breeds can bite harder than wolves. We selectively bred them for chomp strength.