I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe… Piss ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion… I watched Pee-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain…
– Dirt Owl replicant from the future
2 hours a day?! Go you, you fucking beast.
I run 25k a week and do about 100 crunches a day, maybe some pushups and resistance bands if I remember to. I tend to just listen to my body. 2 meals a day, usually a big meal in the evening and a small breakfast/lunch.
Protein post workout and a good mix of carbs, fibre and protein all the rest of the time.
Children of Ruin is a great book.
Bidets and butt hoses.
It’s comments like this that epitomise the culture on Reddit and something that I’m glad I don’t see a lot of on Lemmy.
Wasps are great. I love watching them fuck with this friend of mine. He makes any encounter with them a million times worse with his absurd flailing. One time it rusulted in him getting stung on the back and I nearly died laughing. He was a stroppy bastard for the rest of the day because of that.
Oh wow. Fascinating.
Either wasps, or AI hallucinated rubbish.
I’m guessing AI rubbish
That really is the funniest thing I’ve read all day.
I sincerely hope this is a bit… Otherwise I’m sad that someone can be this stupid
There’s this advert on YouTube shorts for some therapy app or service whatever and it’s just vulgar.
It’s this bearded dude filming himself washing his face and I guess the camera POV is on his basin or whatever.
The whole thing is meant to come across as though he is an influencer that you’ve not heard of, that this is a random video of his that you’ve stumbled across, and that this is just an observation that he’s made about therapy that he’s relaying to you whilst he exfoliates his putrid flesh.
I’ve nothing against therapy at all, but this commodification of it, and the way it dishonestly tries to sell it to you is simply capitalism all over. Most people probably need therapy because of the trauma this system has caused on people and yet here it is trying to sell you the cure as well.
To top it all off, watching this 2010s hipster relic scrub his face with soap is nail curlingly vile and I have no idea what the angle is other than trying to make this not appear to be an advert.
Surely this won’t have any knock on effects with the food chain…
Why? Because people feel what they feel.
I worked with some Americans who said “these data” all the time. Even though it was technically correct it sounded so grating I wanted to kill them. Everyone other employee from literally every other country would say “this data” barring those smug fucks from Seattle.
I’ve had physical esx servers running this many VMS simultaneously, and I can totally see why a hobbiest or dev would have a need for this many VMs on standby. You are sane, yes
Piss, shit, get out of bed
When did I miss jeans?
Ants did 9/11?!
I’m pretty sure the effects of inbreeding have always been well known.
Sorry to ackshully, the joke was funny
How to make a woman climax.
Answer, scale a mile high sheer rock wall.
They absolutely do not. It’s provided vast quantities of harmless joy.