FuglyDuck

yeah. its ridiculous. Rather than accept that there’s some inaccuracies and that parts of the bible contain mistakes and say something like “but most of it is true” … they double down, triple and quadruple down. They have to get increasingly improbable theories to explain how all this evidence isn’t really real. Fossils are planted by satan, to lead people astray; there’s a massive World Order whose sole job is to keep this secret for some strange reason.

like. they could just build a rocket and launch it into space and see for themselves. Or some really simple experiments involving sticks and shadows. that allowed them to determine the distance of the sun from the earth, it’s circumference, and can be replicated with some lumber and fifty bucks in the gastank.

Also, they believe the earth is flat because the Bible says so; and the earth is young because the Bible says so, and that science is the devil’s work because it contradicts a book written by Bronze Age goat herders retconned by a guy in the Iron Age that got killed for telling the Roman’s he was king of the Jews.

I mean, you can use a magneto hydrodynamic generator to replace the bits normally spin up by steam.

But, eh, it’s less efficient than a rankine cycle.

Need to snack on the crunchy chicks to get the evil modifier up. There’s a door with loot, after all.

It’s okay, because you can get even more loot by donating to a temple; and everyone forgets it.

but BiscuitTop + Bacon + Eggs + BiscuitBottom is definitely better than biscuit, or bacon or eggs.

“Everything” - The mad alchemist.

And this is why cats are not allowed in the lab.

Someone playing a recorder or flute like instrument?

Or some one was being tortured.

Bro, the whole process of going from caterpillar-> goo->butterfly creeps me out.

I’m sure it is fascinating. But also, nope.

Wesley wast the worst of these. (and a total write-in.)

Okay. So what inspired And So the Children Shall Lead? (TOS, third season.)

It’s about children getting possessed and murdering everybody.

Oh. And Threshold’s Salamander-Children. (Voyager. Janeway topped Paris and created a new hyper advanced evolution of…humanity…?)

Used properly, repairing pretty much anything with a sledgehammer will ensure it’ll never break again.

Its in the name!

Do chicken have horns?

you should got to sleep sooner!

you missed the joke.

2 out of 5 are drunk. The other two are cops. you’re the fifth.

I work nights and commute home around that time. I get pulled over once a month because a bored cop wants to see if I’m drunk for an easy arrest.

I would love it if people stopped drinking and driving; but I also don’t like my civil rights being violated. every interaction with a cop is a chance for bad shit to happen.

They say two out of five people on the highway around barclose are drunk. The other two are cops. Which really sucks.

is anyone actually awake at 7?

It’s not until nine or even ten, and several pots of coffee that my mind is ready to absorb training information. Anything before 9, and I’m not awake enough to filter the rank sarcasm concerning the terrible AI training slides.

I give it a month before we see the guy QQing about they types of people that hit on industrial engineers.

They really shouldn’t have cut pbs funding.