I tend to think people shit on Musk more than they should, but holy shit does it bug me when a CEO talks about engineering problems with such bravado.

Here’s how I do it.

I’m sticking with Mlem for now, though they’re all 99% the same

Several years ago I made an ill-advised trip to the ATM in a strip club. My bank did the smart thing and cut me off, so I called the number on the back of the card but an automated recording told me they’re closed and to call back during business hours. Went home with enough money to still pay rent, but still needed to unlock the account, so I called first thing in the morning. The entire process was automated. “Press 1 if this transaction was from you or 2 if your card was stolen”.

Not sure if the automated system takes the night off, or if there’s just an extra rule that lies about it to help you avoid certain mistakes.

Avatar The Last Airbender has the same amount of lore as Star Trek? How are we measuring this?

Even when it first happened, she leaned into it and capitalized on it really well. I remember CollegeHumor did a whole fantastic “Black Friday” parody thing featuring her not long after the video went viral.

it actually slaps

These old memes caused me to briefly forget how out of touch I am with today’s youth. Thanks for reigning me in.

You’re supposed to wait until they re-release it on a new console with the same graphics for $70, then pay for it then, dummy.

Congratulations on your transition. Hope you get some new photos taken soon.

You can still has cheezburger