Hestia [comrade/them, she/her]

Already done

sorry, i have a girlfriend already.

I know what she should do with that

I’ve heard this so many fucking times I want to blow up the sun so I never have to hear it again.

AI generated Art Simulacrum

Biting my nails till they bleed

I don’t remember…

How do you think Jesus walked on water?

laughs in masochism

I like politics and all I see is a massive flaming pile of horseshit

Apparently the robot is designed to be vegan.

But we all know a robot that feasts on the corpses of genocide victims isn’t too far fetched.

Looks flat if you compare it to my DUMPTRUCK ASS

When you microwave the burrito too long

It probably scares away rival ants so they don’t try to fuck with their nest.

Sounds like a strain of kush

I work security at a casino and one night a guest overdosed in his car, crashed into a snow berm and had his foot still on the peddle, completely shredding the tires. I drove out there with our medic and the cops were out there too. I then had to leave temporarily to pick someone up so we could issue him barring paperwork and ban him from the property.

When we got back to the scene, the cops had let him walk back into the casino to look for his friends so he could figure out transportation so we drove back to the casino, and found him on the ground, overdosing again. Called the medic over, called AMR, and administered Narcan so he wouldn’t die. Luckily he came to and got transported to the hospital.

Don’t fuck with fentanyl.

Black pants and a security shirt.

Sharply contrasted by my bright pink hair

Neat. I have a little more respect for skinheads, apologies for generalizing

Ohhhh, interesting. Didn’t realize people voluntarily identify as skinheads when they’re not racist. Thought it was an explicitly derogatory term for them.