When I say peat you say peat
peat
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fuck
i signed a contract with the admins so the mods could sexually harass me politely, and that makes it extra legal. no i’m not referring to any specific communities or instances.
When I say peat you say peat
peat
…
fuck
Nah a Canada goose would shit on you then gang honk you with six of its friends
honestly, nm scale anything is so teensy it’s art to me.


yet



I don’t do serious, sorry


where do you think they got the database for their porn generating llms?


oh i’m not in California, I’m in Egypt. I’m waist deep in denial.
Parents overestimate their ability to be a good teacher.
i have a friend who has her EdE. her profession before she had kids was teaching PhDs how to teach their collegiate classes better. She had kids and decided to homeschool them. That lasted four years. Why? One simple truth: She is not an elementary educator. She is a graduate educator. One of the smartest people i know, all her kids are brilliant. They could probably graduate high school when they turn 12 if they did homeschooling, but instead they are getting to be children and it only took her 4 years to realize how important that is.
I’d have had an unarguably better life if I’d gotten into drugs with my friends in middle school. Which is to illustrate that I’m an outlier. Homeschooling sets your children up for failure. Most homeschooling programs out there are flat out bad. If you decide to do it, contact your local school district for reliable curriculum. They (professional educators) can point you in the right direction far better than the internet.
Try to give dinosaurs the clap!
diplofocus is the paleoptometrist
how do we know the diplodocus did not cause gonorrhea? what if it was like a giant koala?
Like what, a platewaffle? Are you some kind of breakfast wizard?
IT IS FRILLY AND PINK
Psh I could fit like 1 square in there. Tryhards
sure we can handle that

Sssstrange thing not to have
Do they use both at the same time? For pissing? For intercourse? For the third thing? Does a snake have a favored penis? Are they corkscrew or some other unusual shape?
I never thought I’d have so many questions (read, more than 1) about snake penis.
oh don’t get me started about comic fonts and the arguments they probably had about whether to include or not include those serifs (also that they were not angry arguments probably)