Can we vote? I say Elon Musk.

Nah just trace a picture of Dickbutt.

I reckon it’s impossible to filter out my emotional reaction to the song’s cultural baggage.

I hate the psychology. Those ads are designed by experts to make you less happy than you were before you saw the ad. Yes, even the ads full of happy people bouncing around. The ads full of moving life events set to piano music. The ads about “that … feeling”. They’re designed to make you dissatisfied and depressed. Fuck ads.

*chop “damn.” *chop “damn.” *cho -BOOM

Wasn’t this the exact plot of Revolution of the Daleks?

With the right emojis this could be a really unbearable LinkedIn post.

Folks say they belong in houses and we shouldn’t put them outside.

I’m just imagining a very old man in a threadbare cape.

Please understand.

Entropy Man!

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Or maybe the problem is with you?

You expect good guys?

It is a worry. I think we might end up needing to pay for Firefox ourselves.

They made Firefox a good number of new customers.

Fucking.

Twitter: Where wrongness gathers and imagines itself to be right.

I love using my local high street. I like looking at things before I buy them, to see what they are made of and how well. The keepers of specialist stores will absolutely help you to buy the right product and not waste your money. I like having an errand to run on my bike.