Why does it look like they have like 15 sets of teeth, even though it’s only 4?

My favorite conspiracy theory is that the stock market serves a real economic purpose that isn’t just “cryptocoin bullshit, but before they were invented”

What about going an extra step into Elixir?

And other furry bits

Aw, cutting right when he hears “morons” and laughs is cruel

Perfect for a nuclear engineer’s control rod

I, too, like to commit crimes

Thankfully, my family understands that stuff on the internet is “someone else’s computer”, so it’s easy to explain why something is down - “It’s their fault”

There’s also GhostScript, which feels like advanced tooling for dealing with PDFs. I used it to scale down the images in some game PDFs I have and save as a copy, so that my old phones could actually open them. The Warcrow free PDF from Corvus Belli went from a whopping 623MB to around 111MB. Still way too fucking large for my phones. The PDF for Mantic Firefight went from 65MB to ~20MB.

“But we have our load balacing with 3 different AWS buckets!!!”

Yes, because I’ve never seen one without a trenchcoat :(

Rocks are vegetables nodnod

I have a simple flowchart to determine what is or isn’t a veggie:

> Can I eat it? -> Yes -> Does it come from an animal? -> No = Vegetable

No no no, it’s Venezuelan narcoterrorists, see! Eeeevil people who support an eeeevil narcodictator!!!

The funny thing is that they tried to impeach trump twice the first time he was president. Both times failed because there weren’t enough votes in the senate to actually impeach him.

So, even if 'muricans tried again, it’s likely the impeachment would fail again because of their senate

I’ll be honest, most of the crypto/security jargon flies straight over my head, but Tim Henkes’ reply at the end, for fucks’ sake man. I don’t suppose xmpp has an alternative encryption to use instead of omemo?

It does suck if you do a lot of filesharing, since files only stay in the servers for 2 days

XMPP also supports federation, or server-to-server communication, but it’s whitelist based from my cursory read

I think sewing machines would count? They certainly got a hell lot more “portable”, but the basic design hasn’t changed much since the 1880s. Those things are little mechanical marvels

It was patented? Fucking hell, today I learned