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Your dad looked ridiculous Vinnie did him a favor

I’m all for paying my electric bill in horsepower/hours. That feels very American. How many V8s is my house?

You stand on your toenails

GodLovesUgly

Who, Slug? You’re waiting for fucking Slug?"

“No! I mean no, uhh, yeah.”

“Oh no, you’re… You’re fucking kidding me.”

“He’s so hot.”

Can I come visit and mow your lawn? Are you on Hokkaido?

Thank fuck your hear too correct him, I didnt understand what he meant because of the typo!

It’s dangerous not to believe

“Ahh no see, you wanted entomology man, which coincidentally means study of bugs”

What’s his issue? Give him something tangential.

Big drinker? Cheapest bottle opener or a nip of his favorite sauce.

Angry asshole? Get him a therapy ball.

The biggest thing my condescending asshole stepdad taught me was “Kill them with kindness”. If you’re kind in a backhanded way, it’ll piss them off and you can feign innocence.

Personally I’d give him a box of dogshit

I reject your reality and substitute my own!

Will they be pedantic about it?

This is where I wind up every time I ask.

I miss DC++

I still have them and have been thinking about doing that, cool to hear it may work. I was pretty bummed about losing them.

God i just trash my Iron Rangers and they stand up to all the abuse i can throw at them. A little wash and a bit of oil and they’re parade ready again.

Horror warning: My last pair got wet shoveling snow at work so i left them in the mud room to dry. Some thoughtful soul put them up next to the monitor heater to help them dry… Found them the next day shriveled abd unwearable. Heat kills good boots!

Good bot