KingJalopy

Do you really wanna bang heads with him?

His face but fatter and less makeup

I need that emoji on my phone keyboard that’s super cute

Yeah it’s a rental house so it was there when I got here. Been a huge pain in the ass. It directly on my driveway so when I cut it I have to cut it flat to the ground or it will pop my fucking tires.

I have a bamboo wall between my house and my neighbor. Shit grows wildly out of control

Eat shit and thrive

What is o7? You’ve said it twice.

Pretty sure that’s not meth, those are amphetamine or dextro-amphetamine. I’m not a chemist but the meth part makes a biiig difference in my experience. I love Adderall once and awhile for busy days, cleaning, hiking, whatever, but the only time I did meth I geeked the fuck out for 14 hours and nearly beat my dick to death, woke up 2 days late enrolled in college (years after school with no intention of going to college lol). It was fun and easy to see how people get so strung out on it but I was far from functional.

Just curious… What would a healthy dose of methamphetamines be? Hypothetically, of course.

Bottles in the background change every panel

Not like us Not like us

Bigly if true

I bet the gerbil on the wheel in his head is exhausted. He should shove a couple more up his ass to help out.

I’ve said it before and I’m saying it again…

You’re holding a roach.

Stop that.

Good call. I was just thinking the trippy background def doesn’t happen with cocaine

Yeah and the other might be Albert Hoffman maybe?

That must be it. Sounds like something they’d say…

Where have I heard this before?

Yeah… Not sure how I missed that…

It was so obv

I’ve read this so many times but I just don’t get it. What do you mean?