We’re futuristic as shit.

I flip it.

Wait, no, that was the tortoise…

Thank you! I saw people sharing their creepy spider stories and immediately thought of this.

Was surprised when it started gathering upvotes seemingly just because people thought it was just another creepy story.

Did the comment above get edited? It look like you’re just repeating the same thing stated in there.

I remember a bush outside my window with the spider in it. Green body, orange legs… I watched her build a web all summer. One day there was an egg in the web. After a while, the egg hatched and hundreds of baby spiders came out and ate her.

Exactly, fuck paraphyletic groups.

Well have a nap…

THEN FIRE Z MISSILES!!!

The lithops definitely qualify.

🍃

The mallard reaction is only relevant when cooking duck.

You start in the stratosphere and slap it down towards the Earth.

TIL I’m not allergic to conservative bullshit.

I mean, them being walking corpses might also have something to do with it…

The link you posted says sharks are smooth as the finest silk in every direction.

Nah, you’re wrong. Sharks are silky smooth in all directions.

The same is true about sharks.

Yes. I’m sorry.

And it can hear you.