gotta nuke somethin’

¯\ _ (ツ) _ /¯

not with that attitude

ha! I definitely should get an ornamental gold one, at this point.

I’ve used steel for a long time for the durability, but switched to a brass one for my current job. we have important stainless surfaces that need to stay polished and unmarred.

the only multi tool I need:

“A rice cooker. Making rice in a saucepan will yield different results almost every time, but a $20-50 rice cooker is just a set it and forget it kitchen tool that yields the same results every time. Very nice and easy.”

A little bit of grammar goes a long way.

besides all of the tangible reasons to use Ohio as a punchline, it’s also just a funny sounding name. most Ohio jokes could be made about anywhere in the midwest, but “Ohio” sounds comical on its own.

there’s nothing inherently funny about what the spleen does, but it does sound pretty funny when you say it out loud

I’m reading it as, Lemmings nervously worried we were entertained by the self-inflicted plight of a user that may have caused them cognitive decline.

also, poop joke funny

Starshit Troopers

and lady bugs are actually beetles, not “true bugs”

TAKE OFF EVERY MEME

you are what you eat