Lord Wiggle

Because the dark side of the moon is in fact not dark most of the time.

Exactly half of the time right?

It also happens to be just big enough for Trump his penis.

Wildlife balance? I wouldn’t call eating everything I have planted in my garden wildlife balance. Luckily a hedgehog moved in into my garden 2 years ago, he makes sure there’s a balance in my garden again. But the snails are suffering, that’s for sure.

When they want to feel it, they should take a bath with a plugged in toaster.

Doesn’t matter, the idea is the same. Poor performance, perfect meme content haha

Not the one I know, I’ve seen one with the woman wearing a hard hat 😂

You see both his hands. So someone else would have to use the selfie camera but also make sure they are not in frame. I mean, it’s not impossible, but it’s highly unlikely. As much as I would like to blame Apple products, it’s more likely this is not a mirrored image but human stupidity. Seeing what’s happening in the world these days, I always assume everything is human stupidity unless there’s proof it’s a technical error or something. Although everything Apple related is also human stupidity.

I once saw a shutterstock photo of someone using a large soldering iron on a motherboard, holding it like a pen (so holding the hot part). Stuff like this is so poorly done and fake, it’s at the level of porn acting.

Thanks! <3

No, no bandcamp. I’m just jamming, playing around, I barily record anything. Whatever I did record is on Soundcloud but the last upload is already really old.

https://youtube.com/shorts/EdzU9rzqtpU

Have a woman do it, or end up in a man cave like me.

Not all etymologies are lies, words do have origins.

Just because you heard some stories which were false doesn’t mean all stories are false.

On this wiki page it is explained that linguistics do believe the word Yankee comes from Jan Kees or Jan Kaas. It explains it can also come from the name Janneke, which is a new to me.

Kaas.

Fun fact: New York was founded by the Dutch. A curse word for a Dutch guy was “Jan Kaas”, which changed over the years to “Yankees”.

I can specify: south of the arctic.

So many trees have destroyed people their houses with stupid forest fires. Have you ever heard of algae fires? No! Because algae aren’t assholes!

Yeah trees are assholes. They always ring my doorbell trying to sell me the book of Gaia. Constantly telling me “you can’t smoke here, sir”. There’s a tree behind my house who constantly wears the same glasses as me. Whenever I buy new ones, a day later this tree has the same. He’s constantly mocking me for no reason.

I think all trees should be cut down and burned. Algae never complain, are always kind and always say “good day sir” when you walk by.

I would excel in the use of the internet and computers as I would be the only one with knowledge about it. I would also be the only one who knows how to drive a car.

Did you know fish fuck in the ocean? Remember that, when you go for a swim.

I was just a tourist, so take that into account. But in Napoli I felt fine on the main shopping streets, but when I would take a side road I felt very unsafe and watched. It’s clear you don’t belong there and you feel a target on your back, or at least that was my experience. Tourist heavy areas are better, but there are more pickpockets there too. I felt like I constantly had to look over my shoulder and shouldn’t divert too far from the busy roads.

It’s really bad how the country is so divided. It would be better for everyone if this would change. But there’s a lot of crime in the south, so I wouldn’t want to live there.