I enjoy Earl Grey tea plain, but I can’t call it “black,” even though it’s “black tea.” Because it’s orange-ish brown. 🐈

Black coffee is much blacker 🐈‍⬛

If you get to the Pearly Gates as a fat mole rat, point out to St Peter that with climate change and rising ocean levels, Heaven may need your attributes soon.

It’s just the spiders under your skin.

But maybe it’s the nerves or capillaries that run through the layers of fat and skin, as walking shakes them up and gets the blood pulsing through. Even in fit people the skin shakes a little as it slides back and forth over the moving muscles. Once you get into a serious workout, there’s too much other sensation from the muscles and tendons, and the blood vessels are as busy and hopefully open as they’re going to get.

Bear in mind I have no actual idea, just speculating.

Plus being able to figure out a semilegitimate excuse to blow stuff up. “This could be very dangerous so we’re going to do several things to make it safer. That’s teaching safe lab techniques, so it’s educational!”

The pointed gun and Rust is giving me Alec Baldwin vibes, especially in the context of Netflix. Then I realized what instance I had landed in from All.

As a bonus, with those cheap candles there’s a decent chance burning them fills his house with toxicity.

Just like him!

SQUEAK!

That’s a trip down memory vein! I saw this at the drive-in, and rode the Inner Space ride at Disneyland.

The Man, the Myth, the Mole

My phone insists on Land. Wtf, phone?

OMG, Thank you!

(I believe Maru’s pronouns are he/him but then again he’s neutered so they/them is fine unless they indicate otherwise.)

♥️🧡💛💚💙💜

Shouldn’t have jumped into that box!

Speaking of, I wonder what Maru is up to these days…

Are donated platelets part of the treatment for dengue?

Hey sciency people, or OP if this is your own work, are those representative of real disease germs or just a decorative allusion to germs in general? They seem pretty specific, could we name a few?

Could we do that for people too, please?

I like the way you think

This is why I have a little bottle of gabapentin in the fridge. I’m fine with the scars of playful nips and accidental scratches but sometimes a gentle manicure is needed or it’s necessary to get her into the carrier and go to the vet. And just in case she’s ever injured, I could ease the pain before taking her in and she wouldn’t struggle and maybe injure herself more. Because pain doesn’t stop a cat, they just fight harder.

Just remember, Mom says it isn’t really levitating or flying if you can’t do it straight up off the ground! Jumping off a high place doesn’t count, and nobody’s impressed, so don’t even bother.

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How do you even type “orinthologists”? Maybe it’s because I’m on mobile but it’s automatically corrected to ornithologists before I even finish. Besides don’t you remember learning it in middle school and your tweenage brain branding them “hornythologists”?