MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown

2+2 = 5

…for sufficiently large values of 2

Forward facing eyes are indicative of a predator.

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I wonder if it will be web scale

Trick question! IATA: IDGAF about your rules about who can work with who.

That’s right! I said “who” not “whom”! I don’t care about your grammar rules either: like putting punctuation inside quotations. Or starting a sentence with a conjunction.

Did I get the job?

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Glass functioning as intended. Any deficiencies that arise are due to the failure of the customer to provide appropriate design parameters.

This glass has a safety factor of 2

Re: good engineer: this is the thing that frustrates me amount marketing/labeling for travel mugs or cookware; the listed capacity is the absolute brim capacity not the practical capacity. Want to put 16 oz in a 16 oz mug you’re gonna have to sip 3 ounces out first in order to put the lid on. Want to serve 2 qt soup? Gotta use the 3 qt pot.

Engineer: the glass is underutilized/over-sized

Management: Lets hire a consultant to investigate the value proposition of downsizing glasses and discuss the results over a company expensed dinner.

1. I would choose wolves over cancer
2. I suspect it means ear infections, but I choose to believe there was a big kettledrum accident that year

Hey! Come meet my new buddy!

It is recommended to exercise on the way to the MRI. Once inside you will be required to remain still for some time.

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Neither. What is shown above is not pants, it is a pant. To be plural multiple legs must joined to a single trunk.

Maybe the legs even run diagonally along the identity axis.

So what you’re saying… is that penguins are…

It made sense to me. I also struggled to phrase it without sounding like I was insulting them for misunderstanding you.