stopping in the middle of the road without indicating, while: looking for your destination, or having a conversation, or deciding what day it is

That’s my new pet peeve. The thing is I don’t remember seeing people do this in the past and certainly not frequently, but now I see it all the time. Mind-boggling selfishness. I think Covid rotted everyone’s brains way more than we realize.

Reading that just broke my hip.

“AI,” what should I do about being constipated?

Painfully stretch your rectum to gaping in order to accommodate your constipation.

“Rearranging the bones took all weekend, but it was worth it to see the looks on all your faces. By the way, I quit.”

The human body is composed of meat wrapped in a protective coating, and therefore is a hot dog.

It is the Year of our Lord two thousand twenty-four, and people are still using Elon’s dumpster fire of a pro-Nazi website. Why?

Cake is just uppity bread. Acting all fancy and getting dressed up for special occasions. You changed, bro.

“We work hard every day to stamp ‘peer-reviewed’ on ChatGPT botslop and collect money. It’s a valuable service.”