Still going to do the splits

We call those “marital aids”

This! I used to tell people all the time I could smell some ant hills from several yards away. Fire ants smell like death. The larger and more aggressive species in my area smell more than the more benign ants. I’m sure it’s a warning to other animals to stay away.

Fight directly? Where? Gaza is the most densely packet place on earth. Even if Hamas wanted to “fight in the open” it would still be on someone’s deck yard. Plus it’s bombs fired from miles away.

Our air quality is so bad most Americans (even if they have the space for a clothing line) can’t hang their clothes to dry. They’ll come out smelling.

Dryer sheets and fabric softener will reduce the potential for stadic electricity in your fabrics.