Natanael

Spaghettification

Not lead-acid?

That’s the secret of NIMH

A fake bitcoin wallet

There’s a physics argument that information can’t be destroyed, so in terms of causality it has an effect (see butterfly effect for reference) but because of various physical thresholds like the planck length, general limits on measurement precision (uncertainty principle, resolution limits, detection limits), chaos theory, etc, at one point it becomes indistinguishable noise.

Besides all the other stuff mentioned, you can invite them to stuff occasionally and prepay everything. Make it a family event if you want to.

Plenty of family subscription services too (including for some of those your listed), although distance limits might come into play for some family subscriptions

Degree of certainty is the difference

The first simulated images were actually computed decades ago, but I think Interstellar had the most detailed simulation by a high margin

https://www.cnrs.fr/en/press/first-ever-image-black-hole-cnrs-researcher-had-simulated-it-early-1979

Interstellar spent 100 hours of mainframe compute time per frame to simulate a black hole

https://www.indiewire.com/features/general/black-hole-photo-christopher-nolan-insterstellar-predicted-look-1202057414/

CF has multiple options, you can use them as just a load balancer/firewall while handling your own TLS cert. I think most let them hold the cert so they can get CF caching services though

Yacy

I have a frozen license with them which they’ll reactivate once I give them the receipt information they didn’t send me when I bought it from them…

I have a lifetime license from another company that got deactivated for similar reasons, and support is useless because they demand information I wasn’t given when buying it from them directly

Look up rules for “constructive dismissal” in your jurisdiction. Not being given work can be counted as firing

Crowdstrikeout

The real problem with VM setups is that the host system might have crashed too

I’m imagining fax sounds

Xkcd is always and forever relevant

https://xkcd.com/37/

They don’t need to, they already use overprovisioning for bandwidth.

It’s only in rare cases where the backend is so old and limited that it only supports a specific maximum number of active clients that they do that, and I’ve only heard about it in rural areas and similar places

Store absolute time in something like Epoch (seconds since 1970-01-01) plus local time zone